OT Joke Thread

[DrummerJustLikeDad]

The band Genesis sure has a lot of imitators.

I can’t say for sure how many, but they number in the marillions.

 

[amosguy]

One of my favorite Calvin cartoons.

 

[JDA]

satire,

 

[cworrick]

 

[cworrick]

 

[Skyrm]

A rather strange Far Side, but is that redundant?

 

[cworrick]

Wow! This really worked!

Yup. Sounds like something I would do:

 

[lamartee]

 

[cworrick]

 

[Roch]

When you go out drinking, garnish each drink with a kernel of corn...so the next day, you can count how many drinks you had the night before

 

[WLVN]

 

[premierplayer]

 

[cworrick]

Happy 4/20 Everyone!

 

[amosguy]

Well. someone needed to double check before sending.

 

[lossforgain]

 

[cworrick]

 

[cworrick]

 

[TonyVazquez]

When your drums be soOo numerous
that they sued your pots and pans
for Child Support...

Why did the chicken ran across the road?
I stapled it to a punk rocker.

 

[cworrick]

I'M DOING THIS! -

 

[cworrick]

It was 80 here on Sunday. Forecast high here tomorrow is in the 40s.