OT Joke Thread

[Hop]

Arrived in Lay … but I quickly departed as I just didn’t fit in.
I’ve been in Ert … absolutely NOTHING happening there.
I spent time in Centivized … walked out and immediately started my own business.
Once I arrived in Cense … I realized what jerks the locals were and left in a huff.
First time I’ve ever been in Augural … nice place.
Planning to go in Cubate … I hear they have amazing omelets.
I ended up in Advertent … made a wrong turn on the I-10.
I spent a short time in Adequate … they kicked me out.

Doh! Man this one zoomed right over my head, I couldn'r get passed "gee I wonder if this is actually a town in...?"
Used a little AI help to break the code. Turns out they aint towns in GB!

Piling on...

“I spent time in Visible… couldn’t see anything.”
“Hung out in Active… nobody sat still.”

 

[lamartee]

I was in Articulate last week... I have no words to describe it!

 

[lamartee]

“Hung out in Active… nobody sat still.”

Really? that's surprising, when I was in Active nobody moved!

 

[DrummerJustLikeDad]

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[cworrick]

For those that are fans of both.

 

[Rockin' Billy]

 

[blueasajewel]

 

[blueasajewel]

 

[Stretsch]

 

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[Stretsch]

 

[blueasajewel]

 

[m_anderson]

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When I was a kid, I used to sit on my dad's lap in the morning, and he would read me the funny papers while having his coffee. I remember once he said, "The first thing I read every morning is the obituaries to see if I am still alive." It was funny after I understood it was a joke.

My dad used to tell me all kinds of stupid jokes I didn't understand when I was a kid. One of my favorites was "If your nose is running and your feet smell, maybe you're upside down."

 

[Stretsch]

 

[pwc1141]

I ran around the block 4 times today.

Ok, it was my new Jam Block and I will pick it up and put it on the kit now .....

 

[blueasajewel]

 

[Sinclair]

I was addicted to Viagra. Took me a whole year to kick the habit.
It was the hardest year of my life.

 

[Mcjnic]

 

[blueasajewel]